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"Have you heard the tale of Craig's mom's bush? And the night it saved us from drones? Nobody knew the power it had. They just thought it was shaggy and gross. Craig's mom lived a life of shame and despair. Everyone feared their great giant bush. But then when drones were filling the sky. She unfurled her bush and she used it to fly. Craig's mom's bush, Craig's mom's bush. Gargantuan thicket of madness. Bigger than Earth, and denser than gold. Truly a magical bush to behold."
You take yourself over to the Tucker residence and Laura Tucker answers the door. You want to admit to her that you did in fact watch the leaked video of her made by the drone. The guilt was eating you alive that you felt you needed to just come clean. Mrs. Tucker invites you inside to talk and you get down to your confession. She admires your willingness to take accountability and she is very flattered that you enjoyed her bush. despite what everyone around South Park has been saying.. She starts to blush and offers you a peek at her big beautiful bush in person and you can't resist. She lets you stroke yourself while she plays with her hairy blonde bush right before your very eyes. You had no clue this would end up this way! You were expecting her usual bitchy self but today.. Today she is the horniest neighborhood MILF you have ever seen! Just don't her her husband Mr. Tucker find out..