Search APClips

"Now that you're out of the shower, let's talk about how your new job went and what we want for dinner. Wait, what? The new promotion has tight clearance, and you can't talk about it, but what does that mean for us? Oh no... Are we allowed to talk about your job? Well, I'll just disinfect the house every time you get home from work. Wait, does that mean you have to wash your clothes before you get in the house?

Uh oh... I washed your lab coat. I didn't know! Is something bad going to happen? Oh! What is this dripping off of me? I'm not feeling so good suddenly. It feels like my head is underwater or something, or maybe my ears are flooded. What's happening to me? I didn't mean to get it on my hands! I thought it was fine! I just took your lab coat and washed it while you were in the shower. I touched it!

Call the lab! Is there anything they can do! It feels like there's steam in my ears, and my body is boiling and freezing all at once. You have to call the lab for help immediately! What's going on with my body, and why is it leaking all over the place? It feels like my body is melting! I can hear water inside my head, but surely there has to be SOMETHING we can do. Did they explain what the mutagen did? Oh no, I hardly touched it at all. It was just a moment ago! How fast does this work? It feels like,...oh help! Quickly, you have to call them, you have to call the lab! Oh, I'm so wet! I'm melting and gushing all over."
Just as you're reaching out to touch her, your girlfriend explodes into a puddle slick. Her body, dripping with slime, suddenly bursts into a bubbling puddle of slimed ooze that ripples and splashes where she was just sitting.