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Custom video: "You and I are watching a football game. We are not dating, but we are interested in each other. You’re very competitive and both of our teams are rivals and our playing against each other. You fart accidentally and say that it’s because of the food we’re eating. You keep farting and eventually get the idea that if your team wins, I must go out on a date with you and you’re allowed to fart freely on the date. If I win… well that doesn’t happen in the video, so it doesn’t matter what that is. Your team wins, you fart throughout the whole game, and you let out a huge fart that goes over the buzzer that announces the end of the game. The video ends with you planning our date.

You eventually get the idea that we should have a bet, and that if you win, you get to eat me, and if I win, I get to have sex with you. You try to sway me with the idea of the bet by saying something like that there’s a 50/50 chance that I’ll get laid out of this and a 50/50 chance that I’ll clog the toilet. I take decide the bet and you’re thrilled. Throughout the game, it doesn’t look good for my team.

You fart here and there throughout the football game and nonchalantly comment on how that will be me if my team doesn’t start doing better. You talk about that all the food makes your farts smell and that you’re sure that I’ll make them smell even worse than that. I get more and more scared throughout the game. The game finally ends, and you tell me to watch this while the last few seconds of the game are going on and you fart over the final buzzer of the game and say that it’s over. I try to beg and plead my way out of you eating me, but you are not convinced. You swallow me and burp loud. You spend a few minutes taunting me as you lick your lips, but end up swallowing me quickly in the end. Your belly is stuffed, and soon there will be many many more burps and farts to come."