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I am an enigma. I am a mess rolled up in spice and nothing nice. I have a caustic personality, an acerbic tongue, a natural state of sarcastic assholery, and an endless capacity for compassion and empathy. However, life has thrown me an unusual set of circumstances and I’ve managed to build my life successfully around it.

There’s no way to ever get to know a person fully in under a year, but this is the cliff notes version of my about me. I have lived through many crazy situations, from miscarriages to high risk pregnancy to major surgery and having my wedding anniversary on Halloween. My life is most decidedly offbeat and full of interesting stories. While my life is full of chronic pain due to endometriosis and mistreatment at the hands of the medical community, it is also overflowing with love and happiness.

Most people will be weirded out and never take the time to try to know me or understand my life. So be it, I’m an acquired taste that is reserved exclusively for the most discerning of tastes. My personality was not meant to be shared with the world, but with the people I open up to, it will be fully shared. If you are patient and give me lots of space, I will eventually open up and let you discover all of my many secrets and stories. This intro includes fun tidbits, random facts about me, and other miscellaneous interesting snippets that will give you a glimpse into me.

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