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Kitty is dressed as a cow in her cow cape with a rope leash around her neck. "Hey Cow," her Master calls from off camera "It's time for the county fair, and those giant, soft udders of yours are going to win me a blue ribbon if I have my way. We just gotta pretty you up for the judges. TIME to inspect those hoofs." In a somewhat dreamy state, Kitty replies "Yes, Master." "OK, Cow. Lemme see those hooves. What have you been DOING out there? These are in terrible shape! Let me see the other hoof! Oh my gosh. I am NOT going to win a blue ribbon with this cow," he says. "After looking at those hooves I don't think there's any way we're going to get a blue ribbon. I mean, those udders are soft and HUGE, but with hooves like that.. We're not getting a ribbon." Kitty frowns. "We gotta do something about this. Take this." (He throws the polish and it hits her in the tit, startling her.) "Go clean up your hooves with some nail varnish." "Yes Master," she says, and she paints her hooves, the first one further away, and the next one a little more close up. "Alright Cow, let's see how those hooves came out. That looks pretty good. I'm getting my blue ribbon prize this year cow. Now let's get you in the back of the truck." "Thank you, Master," Kitty says. What a good cow she is. NOTE: Kitty's port is accessed and visible and her feeding tube is visible in some scenes.