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You didn't order a clown, Mr. birthday boy? Oh well! I'm already here and I might as well make Myself useful and fun! Don't be scared, I'm a good little clown who wants to make your special day extra special. Say... Want to see a party trick? I only preform it for birthday boys like you! I know you're going to love it too!
My glossy blue lips part and My dripping tongue unfurls. Glistening droplets of saliva fall in front of you before I give you a BIG lick. Then another and another and another! You taste so sweet like cake! Does My tongue feel good? It must because you're not running away and people usually try to run by now. I can be quite a kinky clown. Stay still or else it will be really hard for Me to get you down... Gulp, gulp, gulp!
It's time for the big show! Look at Me now! You're packed tight inside My clown tummy and I waddle and bounce with every move I make. Because of you, I'm one big, round clown! I peel back each layer of My polkadot dress to expose My bloated belly. I love devouring birthday boys. They're so easy to swallow and taste yummy! You're so much fun to tease too. All My playful bouncing is causing Me to burp! Since I'm all plumped up, should I go show off to your party guest? I bet they'd love to know what happened to their host! Or I could just as easily steal you away, crawl into My clown car and drive away! No one would have any idea what happened to you.