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One morning as I start to pour my cereal, my sister calls me to warn me that my nephew and his friends have been shrunken by his invention. I tell her that I'll keep an eye out for them and stay put in the kitchen. I hang up and pour my cereal. I have to tell my friend what has just happened or I'll bust. I tell her that it must be awful being so small and helpless as I eat my cereal. (with close ups) I start to hear something while I'm eating and end up eating two of his friends before I finally realize that I'm about to devour my nephew! I ask him to look inside my mouth for his friends and when there was no luck, I come up with the idea to stick him in my ass until they come out. The next day, he tries to look for them but still no luck. They must be gone. I don't know how I'm going to tell their parents. I tell my nephew that he will have to stay in my ass until my sister can find something to reverse his condition. (digestion talk)