Lactose Intolerance Farts
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Ewwie! I've been bad again and eaten some dairy. I knows I'm lactose intolerant and I know what that does to Me! But I just couldn't resist that delicious ice cream that was calling My name! Hours later it began.. the rumbling.. the bloat.. I knew what was coming! And here I am now, granting you the privilege of inhaling My rancid, foul farts. And you better believe they are RANCID! That's a good boy.. breathe deep, let the farts burn your nostrils! Their strong essence will fill your soul with a longing only My Divine farts can satiate! Don't worry, there will be plenty more where that came from for you to suck up!
Ewwie! I've been bad again and eaten some dairy. I knows I'm lactose intolerant and I know what that does to Me! But I just couldn't resist that delicious ice cream that was calling My name! Hours later it began.. the rumbling.. the bloat.. I knew what was coming! And here I am now, granting you the privilege of inhaling My rancid, foul farts. And you better believe they are RANCID! That's a good boy.. breathe deep, let the farts burn your nostrils! Their strong essence will fill your soul with a longing only My Divine farts can satiate! Don't worry, there will be plenty more where that came from for you to suck up!





