Search APClips

This funny over-the-top video was voted into creation from my (dusty) Reddit page 2 years ago! The premise is:

After the pirate queen and crew get cursed with the inability to orgasm-- but with an ever growing need to find release, they set sail across the seven seas in search of a cure. Finally, after many years of searching-- they find an ancient script:

~If an aching lust afflicting yer crew loyal, ye have a terrible need-- and your loins are a-boil --Seek the Blacksmith's son -- the boy from Port Royal -- imbibe his last virgin seed -- and thus ends your toil ~

With this newfound wisdom they set sail to the town of Port Royal... and takes you... as you're the only son of the most prominent blacksmith in town. It is now time for the fearsome Queen Boobarosa to take the last of your virgin seed so that she may finally find release...