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ANOTHER BIRTHDAY ALONE

Another year, another birthday spent alone. No friends, and your fam just making excuses. Seems you're a forgettable person not worthy of the effort. You haven't even been on a first date and you definitely haven't been kissed. A sexless, unkissable LOSER is what you are! Never will you get a girl like Ellie...or, well, any girl really. Swiping and swiping on dating apps hoping to find SOMEONE who'll touch you. Can you think of why the women aren't flocking to you? Perhaps it's because you're short and scrawny with a small pecker? Maybe if you had some wit or charm you'd have a shot, but... you lack both. Not to mention you still live with your 'rents, don't you?! HA! You're just a weird-ass incel of a "man" aren't you? You hate yourself for who you are but you're too lazy and stupid to change. And years will fall off the calendar but you'll still be stuck in the same cycle at home, without a girlfriend, wanking off to humiliation porn. You will be alone until the bitter end. UNHAPPY BIRTHDAY, LOSER!!!

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