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Yes, it's that time of year.
The time where everyone gets sick, the flu season has arrived and this year it's extra special now that there is a brand new virus (2019 - n CoV) scaring the fuck out of everyone, but don't you worry I don't have THAT!
I usually don't get sick but this year I did catch a bit of the sniffles and chest congestion which leads me to my most perfect opportunity..... COUGHING
Yes I have been almost literally coughing up a lung but that is good news for you isn't it?
Yes I know, I know all about your dirty little spank bank full of coughs.
I also seen how fake those coughs were so here is my question..... Are you ready for some real, lung hacking, disgusting mucus breaking apart coughs or what?
I have plenty to give right now and If I were you I would take this opportunity to watch and listen and jerk because I am hardly ever sick like this.
Since there is some time between my coughing I have decided to cut out most of the bullshit in-between and ONLY give you the really good stuff, like me chugging almost the whole jug of sunny D, or how red and snotty my face gets as I hack up all that mucus, how much spit I get outside and of course on myself ewwww yucky gross!!!! But most importantly - the coughs!
Do you think you can handle this? I bet you can't!
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