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You can’t even believe what you are doing. This is a new low, even for you, goon. Normal porn just isn’t cutting it anymore, is it? Instead, you find yourself jerking off to the sexy cartoon ads on the sides of the videos. Somehow, it turns you on even more than the real porn now, and your addiction is getting even stronger. Why don’t you just relax and enjoy yourself instead of overthinking it? A goon never thinks. A goon only strokes. Your new porn goddess isn’t real but your infatuation is. 100%. Look at my perfect curves; every inch of my pixel body makes you harder and harder. I was made to seduce you. Every part of me makes you weak and hearing my voice guide you deep into goon space makes it even more intense. There’s no one like me. I am perfect in every sense of the word. Humans age. I will stay young, tight, and hot forever. I am a living fantasy. And you couldn’t resist me, even if you wanted to. Now, stop fighting it. And jerk for me. Jerk for my perfect body.