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Lately I've lost a lot of weight, a really, really unsafe amount, and I really do NOT want to be too skinny. Confession: I was so much happier with my body when I was overweight. Actually, I was the happiest with my body when I was fat, and I made more money when I was very chubby and had large, full breasts. Now though, this health problem situation has me losing weight, and I'm really not happy with that at all. My doctor wants me to gain weight, but hasn't given me any advice. I've decided to take matters into my own hands.

My research has come back with a few solutions, some of which are totally absurd like "just believe you will gain weight and you will!" and some that may be risky, but viable. I've come up with two solutions, an air pump and lots of calorie filled snacks, or these unknown supplements. Ideally, I'll gain weight first in my ass and tits, according to the supplements I swallowed before dinner. However, I'm not seeing much of a noticeable difference so far. I check my abdomen to be sure, but my stomach still looks way too tiny! I can still see my ribs, and my belly is so shrunken.... Maybe it takes awhile to work? The bottle was small, only containing one little bitty swallow-able bit, with no instructions. After inspecting my waistline, I pull my shirt back down and start theorizing about how else I could gain weight quickly if this doesn't work.

Hmm, that's odd. I'm starting to feel bloated. My butt and boobs still look the same though. My thighs and arms are still scrawny. Wait! No! My tummy! It is inflating! Literally inflating!!! I can feel and SEE my belly growing by the second. It feels like I'm bloating up like a balloon, and very quickly. Wow! It's uncomfortable, and my skin stretches so tight that my baggy dress quickly becomes TIGHT. Even my innie belly button pops out and becomes distorted! Woooooooa! I look very pregnant like this. It's not a bad look for me at all, very heavy belly with everything else small, but not bad by any means. I'm uncomfortable, but I could quickly adjust in time to the heavy, bloated feeling and then.....BAM. My belly explodes and I'm.......

Don't forget to watch the BLOOPERS after the credits! ;)