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Custom video: "Dressed as an evil clown, you would be working with the squirting dildo. You talk dirty throughout in a cheerful, playfully silly but kinda crazy voice, both complementing and threatening his penis (always calling it a "penis" or "pee-pee" instead of "cock" or "dick", and referring to the head of it like a plump mushroom), a manic giggling throughout.

"Wake up widdle man!" You tell him that he can't move or make a noise, so don't bother trying. You're a silly little clown who crawls up from Hell every Halloween to sniff out your favorite treat; the ripening mushroom caps of virgins. "I'm going to inspect your penis for mushrooms."

You fiddle with, slap, and bite his penis, delighted by how ripe & big it is. "You're way overdue for a tickle dream. I'm gonna make your pee-pee so ticklish he spits cum all over. Then I get my mushroom"
You begin a silly, but mean, blowjob, slapping it, and ruthlessly biting and chewing on the very tip.
Just as he's getting close, you stop stroking and roughly chomp on the head, threatening "I'm gonna bite it, I'm gonna bite your peeeenis!!!"

He sprays powerful ropes of cum all over your face. You roughly smack and pinch the still squirting cock, finally chewing and biting the tip of the head as it keeps cumming. Just as he finishes, you laugh and clap with a demented look on your face, smiling wide as you dive in and bite his penis right off. He spurts all over your face, spraying the cum off as you're soaked in red and muttering about delicious penis mushrooms, and how you're going to eat all of them. As he fades, he watches you laughing and playing in the mess, talking about your evil vore plans to eat the penis mushrooms of all the virgins until there are none left."