Candid Dick Rating
BlackxRose92
3:04 | Added 6 years ago
This loser's been paying me all day, but he asked if I would give him a dick rating. I made him tribute $10 per inch and immediately got something worth laughing over. Before I even opened the pictures of his pathetic cock, I was already laughing my ass off.
He wasn't kidding! It was fucking tiny and nothing worth writing home about. His insignificant micro-cock was not even a trifling matter, it was that little. He confessed his wife slept around, and I can see why!
I could not stop laughing at his infinitesimal appendage. It was hardly even phallic! He pee-wee package was disappointing, to say the least. However, I know how to treat the wives of such poorly endowed "men", so I had to show off my favorite ejaculating strap-on dildo and show him why I was laughing so hard I nearly peed myself. There's clearly no competition with his teensy-weensy willie. Luckily he was smart and kept his wife's information private because he knew if I ever met her, I'd have her creaming on my massive dong in a second, and she'd never be willing to return to his diminutive dick ever again.
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