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Me versus your wife, it's just not a fair comparison. I'll win every time. Sure you married her and you made those vows but things have changed since then, haven't they? You never would have married her in the first place if you knew you'd end up like this. But you had no way of knowing that you'd be completely obsessed with me then. Both of you have changed, you've grown apart , and now you spend your time looking forward to when you can get away and watch my videos. But to make a comparison? To make you pick? That's just unfair to her, because you'll always pick me.